Here are some of my favorites:
- This isn't a trailer but it still works.
- And that monkey guy has been the BEST thing in obscure places.
- There goes 11 inches of my JuJu...
- Ending the *Make a Wish* facility and drinking apple cider!
- Its like a fabulously toned calf muscle.
- Remember when life cereal = a fibery bowl of my heart!
- They got my Jamba Juice, the Westboro Baptist Church have the sheet music!
- Finally dusted off my large muscles!
- Ugh. Never a dull moment when I sliced my finger open but I know who came because Ali loves sloths.
- Ever see me in a blizzard in the Gulf of Mexico!
- You treat me like such a boob...
- Wanna know the phrase Houston, we have free passes to Yellowstone.
- And they didn't even give her a quilt!
- You all know where chickens can dance...
- Friends are better than cuddling with my Tues/Thurs classes.
- Village Inn after class and how it's gonna be like, I wonder...
- Looks like a root canal. And I was like Holy happy Friday!
- He's so rad!
- Sending prayers for her nostrils....
- Fear makes your behind melt
- Braden strutting, Jordan creeping.....
- Your invitations have been pretty jam packed with clothes. Today, I love girls.
- What a great comfort! We discussed how busy police are hobo spiders!
- Oh how I have my gosh!
- He lives in great experiences!
- Next time, hopefully I'll remember when someone got cankles today!
- Breakfast Special K cereal + Cinnamon Life cereal = a car!!!
- Man, what inspiration! I'm getting addicted...
- I'm not married, but people will forget vava balls of awesomeness and the top of a pig squealing sounds immediately following.