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My Idea of a Perfect Relationship

He works.
She works...until they have kids.
They split the bills.
His hobbies are video games.
Her hobbies are reading and Facebook.
He leaves her alone to her hobbies.
She leaves him alone to his hobbies.
They are head over heels in love with each other.
At night, they watch movies together
or stream tv from Netflix.
She makes him a sandwich.
He rubs her back.
They joke about how the people they know are stupid.
He tells her about how annoying her friends are.
They laugh together.
Then they have amazing frisky time.
Days off are spent cleaning the house, but playing games together afterwards. 
They surf the web together and watch youtube videos.
They got out and make fun of strangers.
They eat together at restaurants that have a cool atmosphere.
They go mini-golfing.
They go to the movies.
She surprises him with breakfast in bed
He surprises her with daisies.
He lets her play a video game with her
And she kicks his butt.
They respect one another or get jealous.
They trust each other.
They have dumb arguments like who's turn it is to do the dishes 
Or what answers don't count in Scattergories. 
They're a team. A club.
A 2 person gang that nobody else is allowed to join.
Its them vs. everyone else.