I would change places with Willy Wonka for several reasons.
1. He can eat all the flipping candy he wants!
2. He can invent and make any kind of candy he wants!
3. He can be super weird and its awesome!
4. He gets to play with Oompa Loompas.
5. He gets free haircuts.
6. Face it, his factory is freaking sweet! (pun intended)
